What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What’s the best way to get rid of a fat demon?
Exorcise regularly.
Does everyone understand what a weight-loss mantra is?
Fat chants.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
They avoid exorcising.
How do you know if your family can't count calories?
You probably have the figures to prove it.