What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What do you call a magician who has lost the magic?
Ian.
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.
How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
Through the Dumble-door.
What do you call the wizard who fell down the stairs?
Tumbledore.
Why do genies fly on magic carpets?
Seems like nobody ever actually wishes for cheaper flights.
Why is the Magician's Exam the hardest to pass at Hogwart's?
They're all trick questions.
What's the difference between wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.