What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What do spiders like to do at the river?
Fly fishing.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, if it's an ordinary light bulb. But dang, you should have seen the size of the light bulb that got away!