Jokes About Bees
If you cross bees with cows, that’s all you can have on a farm. Why is that?
There’s no good reason. It’s just bee cows.
What’s the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
Why is the letter 'A' like a flower?
Because a 'B' is always hovering nearby.
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
Unbelievable.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A Maybe.
What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly?
A mumble bee.
When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?
In the Ark-hives.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
What’s a bee’s favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.