What’s the best way to get rid of a fat demon?
Exorcise regularly.
Does everyone understand what a weight-loss mantra is?
Fat chants.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?
Leave the pizza in the oven.
Have you heard the joke about yoga?
Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.
Did you hear about the guy who was hiding from exercise?
He was in the fitness protection program.