What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?
They rose.
What kind of flower grows on your face?
Two lips.
Why are flowers friendly with each other in the Spring?
They're going to be buds.
Why is the letter 'A' like a flower?
Because a 'B' is always hovering nearby.
What kind of lion doesn't roar?
A dandelion.
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg.
Why shouldn't you buy flowers at a monastery?
Because only you can prevent florist friars.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers.