What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
Have you heard about the custom of spending each day in Cuba drinking ten mojitos?
It's the hemming way.
What makes The Hunchback of Notre Dame so good?
Everyone loves a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do you call a pirate who likes to skip school?
Captain Hooky.
What’s a bee’s favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.