Why don't you tell jokes about pizza?
They’re too cheesy.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?
Leave the pizza in the oven.
Did you hear about the guy who made pizzas for extra cash?
He kneaded the dough.
What is orange and red and full of disappointment?
High school lunch pizza.
Why did the doofus and his girlfriend eat their pizza while standing on the box?
It said "best consumed by date on package".