What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two!
What do you call grapes playing the guitar?
A jam session.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't gotten a gig.
What’s the difference between black-eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chickpeas can hummus one.
How many psychedelic jam band fans does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't change it. They just follow it around for thirty years and watch it burn out.
What did the Beatles fanatic say when an album from his collection was stolen?
Help!