How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He needed some space.
Why are conspiracy theories like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
What was the first potato in space?
Spudnik.
What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.
Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon. Why do people find him so arrogant?
He frequently says, "Neil before me."