Jokes About Smell
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What's the best smelling insect?
A de-odor ant.
What did the skunk say when the wind changed?
It’s all coming back to me now.
What happened when the skunk was on trial?
The judge declared, "Odor in the court!"
What do you call a man with bad body odor and a love of puns?
Pungent.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
What did the dung beetle say when the other dung beetle farted?
Do you mind? I'm trying to eat!
Did you hear about the guy who smelled something funny at the Indian restaurant?
It was naan scents.