What monster is the best dancer?
The boogie man.
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
What kind of car does Frankenstein drive?
A monster truck.
What do you call a vampire on a diet?
Count Calories.
Have you heard of the blind Cyclops brothers?
Neither have eye.
What makes The Hunchback of Notre Dame so good?
Everyone loves a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why did uncle Francis wear a beer mug to the costume party?
He wanted to dress as Frank in Stein.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half calf.
Who is fastest among the undead?
Zoombies.
Did you hear about the crazy little creature in the Paris subway who claps in rhythm?
They call him the metro gnome.