What do you call a cold parrot?
A Brrrrrrrrd.
Why don't people have weddings in the winter?
They're worried about someone getting cold feet.
Why do polar bears have such hairy coats?
It's fur protection.
How do mountains keep themselves warm in winter?
Snow caps.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polariods.
Did you hear about the guy who froze at the drive-in?
He went to see "Closed for the Winter".
How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?
He went to see Closed for the Winter.