Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to get a bunch of crows together?
He was arrested for attempted murder.
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves
What do you call birds that stick together?
Velcrows.