Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?
Because you don't want anything to fall out.
What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?
A ferrous wheel.
What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements?
The atoms family.
What did the charged atom say to the other atoms?
I got my ion, you.
What does it mean that protons have mass?
It depends on which church they go to.
Why shouldn't you take advice from electrons?
They are always negative.
Why was one element refusing to speak to the other element?
He was mad atom.
Why don't photons have suitcases?
They are traveling light.