How come you don't park on frog road?
Your car might be toad.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open toad.
What do frogs eat with a cheeseburger?
French flies.
Why is a joke like a frog?
If you dissect it, it doesn't work any more.
Did you hear about that amazing frog documentary?
I couldn't take my eyes off it. It was ribbeting.
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What does a quantum frog say?
Quibit.