How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite school lunch?
Mystery meat.
What made the great carrot detective so famous?
He could get to the root of the case.
Why was the mystery writer's will so dissapointing?
Of everything he'd ever written, this one was a dead giveaway.
What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite supper?
Mystery meat.
What do you call a snout without an owner?
No one nose.
Why did police give up investigating the cement factory robbery?
There wasn’t any concrete evidence.