What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look! I’m about to change.
Why couldn't the music teacher start his car?
His keys were on the piano.
Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident?
Now he’s a rect-angle.
What happens when a strawberry gets hit by a car?
Traffic jam.
What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield of a car?
His backside.
Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine?
He had nothing left to chauffeur it.
What's the difference between a car tire and 365 love letters?
One's a Goodyear, one's a great year.
Why did the electric car finish the race early?
It had a short circuit.
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine?
It wooden go.
What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
How does a mechanic's day get started?
He wakes up oily in the morning.
What's worse than a two hour commute to get to work?
The eight hour wait to go home.
Why did the car get a flat tire?
Because there was a fork in the road.
What's a baby sheep's favorite car?
A Lamborghini.
Why did dad take his pick-up truck onto the golf course?
He heard it was a driving range.
Why do race car drivers take a break during a race?
When they're getting tired.
What kind of car does Frankenstein drive?
A monster truck.
Did you hear about the college professor who was involved in a car wreck?
He was grading papers on a curve.
What kind of races to bugs like?
Gnats car.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their paws.
What kind of car runs on leaves?
An autumn-mobile.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why don't bars allow jumper cables inside?
They're always starting something.
What did the ghost say to his passengers when they got in the car?
Buckle your sheet belts, everyone.
What kind of car runs on leaves?
An autumn-mobile.
What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A Toy-Yoda.