What did the skunk say when the wind changed?
It’s all coming back to me now.
Do you know who Quasimodo is?
Even if you don't, I'm sure he rings a bell.
What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance?
Absent-minded.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Forgetfulness and diarrhea. You’re running, but you don't know where and can’t remember why.
What do you call it when you see the same cow twice?
Deja moo.