What do you call a sad coffee?
Depresso.
Why do Communists only drink coffee?
Because nobody really has proper tea.
What does the Easter Bunny order at the coffee shop?
Egg-spresso.
Why do the cows come home when the coffee is ready?
It’s a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half calf.