Why is a snake difficult to fool?
Try as you might, you just can’t pull its leg.
When will the little snake arrive?
I don't know, but it won't be long.
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
Someone else's.
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
Why are snakes so hard to fool?
You can't pull their legs.
What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meter long?
A pi thon.