What’s a piece of bread’s least favorite chore?
Doing a loaf of laundry.
How many do-it-yourselfers does it take to change a light-bulb?
Four. One to hold the ladder on the top folding chair, one to support the tall end of the ladder with a broom stick, one to hammer the bulb into a faucet, and one to record the whole thing for Internet fame.
What do you call a father when he's doing chores?
A do-dad.
How did the doofus break his arm while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.