What do you say to the person who stole your dictionary?
I have no words.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles. There’s a mile between the first letter and the last letter.
What Star Wars character swears the most?
R2-D2. They have to bleep out every word he says.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition.
Why is it a problem when someone rips pages out of the front and back of a dictionary?
Because it might just go from bad to worse.
What do you call a person with a thesaurus but no money?
Impecunious.
What will happen if you swallow a book of synonyms?
You'll get thesaurus throat you ever had.