Jokes About Language
Why is the letter 'A' like a flower?
Because a 'B' is always hovering nearby.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles. There’s a mile between the first letter and the last letter.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition.
What's the benefit of knowing sign language?
It's handy in lots of ways.
How can you tell a plumber from a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
How do you spell Canada?
C, eh, N, eh, D, eh.
Did you read the review about the new Broadway show on the History of Language?
Turns out it's just a play on words.
Why do you need to be careful with a bowl of alphabet soup?
It could spell disaster.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?
A period. It's the most common way to end a sentence.
Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?
Because the US gave the UK the L back in 1776.