What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation?
The gravy train.
When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tater tots.
What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What do you call fake potatoes?
Imitaters.
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
If you mash potatoes you don't need to call a doctor.