What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation?
The gravy train.
How does Wicket get around Endor?
Ewoks wherever he goes.
What do you call a train that eats too much?
A chew-chew train.
Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?
He brought the wrong carrion.
How do sheep move to a new house?
With a ewe haul.
Did you hear about the woman who sued the airline for losing her luggage?
She lost her case.
How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie.
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.
Did you hear about the crazy little creature in the Paris subway who claps in rhythm?
They call him the metro gnome.