How do you keep dragons away in the dark?
Use a knight light.
What do you call a knight who doesn’t like to fight?
Sir Render.
Why did they call it the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Who designed the famous round table for King Arthur and his knights?
Sir Cumference.
When is the jousting tournament?
Knight time.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Because they fight knights.