Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver?
The sink.
What are the 2 reasons why you shouldn’t drink toilet water?
Number 1 and Number 2.
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on if you really gotta go.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and wall paper?
No? That's pretty gross.
Did you hear about the house without a toilet?
It was uncanny.
What do you call a person that has keys to the bathroom?
A can opener.