How do you keep dragons away in the dark?
Use a knight light.
What do you call a knight who doesn’t like to fight?
Sir Render.
What do unicorns call their dads?
Pop corns.
What do elves learn in kindergarten?
The elfabet.
Why did the king hold the door open for a silly clown?
He thought it was a nice jester.
Why did they call it the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
Through the Dumble-door.
What do you call a barbarian you can't see?
An Invisigoth.
Who designed the famous round table for King Arthur and his knights?
Sir Cumference.
What do you call a pompous Hobbit?
Bilbo Braggins.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Because they fight knights.
What's the difference between wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What did the axe wielding hero say to the evil talking tree?
He said, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."