How do you keep dragons away in the dark?
Use a knight light.
What do you call a knight who doesn’t like to fight?
Sir Render.
Why did the king hold the door open for a silly clown?
He thought it was a nice jester.
Why did they call it the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
When is the jousting tournament?
Knight time.
Why did the turtle lose the jousting competition?
He was a slow poke.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Because they fight knights.