Who is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?
Brocco Lee.
What is a pig's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What do you call a ninja with read hair?
A ginga.
Why don't professional fighters have sex the night before a big fight?
Most of the time they just don't like each other very much.
What do you call a Christmas tree that knows karate?
Spruce Lee.