What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What do you call a reptile in Australia?
The Lizard of Oz.
Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
They don’t have the right koala-fications.
If Australia's biggest export is boomerangs, what's their biggest import?
Boomerangs.