How did the doofus crash his helicopter?
When it got too cold he turned off that big fan.
What do you get when you mix greed and stupidity?
The news.
Why did the doofus throw her bills out the window?
To send them by air mail.
How do you get a one-armed doofus out of a tree?
Wave to him.
Did you hear about the guy who froze at the drive-in?
He went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Why did the new doofus navy use glass bottom boats?
So they could see the old doofus navy.
How do you kill a doofus?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why did the doofus serve drinks on a mountain?
He wanted to set the bar high.
What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?
He went to see Closed for the Winter.