What's the problem with political jokes?
Too many of them get elected.
Why do Republicans hate skin lotion?
Because the instructions say to apply it liberally.
Why do Communists only drink coffee?
Because nobody really has proper tea.
Why is dropping a thanksgiving meal like an international incident?
It includes the fall of Turkey, the breakup of China, and Hungary people in revolt.
How many government employees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer pending. They have formed a task force to study the problem.
What do you get when you mix greed and stupidity?
The news.
Why did Joe decide to become a politician?
He wanted to make a difference in the world, but he didn't want to do any actual work.
How many talking heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Why don't politicians decorate their homes for Halloween?
They prefer to leave their skeletons in the closet.
How does a politician go to sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Why is the NSA the best part of the government?
It's the only government office that actually listens to the people.
How many US Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But it takes a generation and they'll replace it with a bulb that's just as broken.