Jokes About Politicians
What's the problem with political jokes?
Too many of them get elected.
Why do Republicans hate skin lotion?
Because the instructions say to apply it liberally.
Why did Joe decide to become a politician?
He wanted to make a difference in the world, but he didn't want to do any actual work.
Why don't politicians decorate their homes for Halloween?
They prefer to leave their skeletons in the closet.
How does a politician go to sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
How many US Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But it takes a generation and they'll replace it with a bulb that's just as broken.