What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?
An horse.
What did the kid say when his teacher asked him to name two pronouns?
Who? Me?
Why can’t you go through a campground?
Because you can only went. In a campground, the only way through is past tents.
Why should you never date an apostrophe?
They can be possessive.
Who helps Santa check his grammar on the letters he writes to all the little kids?
Subordinate clauses.
What should you say to comfort someone who's worried about correct grammar?
There, their, they’re.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?
A period. It's the most common way to end a sentence.