Do you think a telepathic air freshener is a good idea?
It makes scents when you think about it.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What did the skeptic say when the water diviner found three deep water holes?
Well, well, well.
Did you hear about the child psychic who escaped from authorities?
He's a small medium at large.
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side.