What do you call cheese by itself?
Provolone.
Have you heard about the mythical milkshake of Atlantis?
It's legend dairy.
Who is behind the great cheese conspiracy?
The hallouminati.
Did you hear the rumor about rotten butter?
Never mind, we shouldn't be spreading it.
What did the farmer say when asked how long cows should be milked?
You milk them the same amount of time as the short cows.