Jokes About Dictionary And Thesaurus
Why is it a problem when someone rips pages out of the front and back of a dictionary?
Because it might just go from bad to worse.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition.
What do you call a person with a thesaurus but no money?
Impecunious.
What's so infuriating about buying a blank thesaurus.
There are no words.