Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?
Because it's indivisible.
Why is dropping a thanksgiving meal like an international incident?
It includes the fall of Turkey, the breakup of China, and Hungary people in revolt.
Can you name a country with no R in the name?
No way.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.