What has five toes, but isn’t your foot?
Someone else's foot.
What do you get if you boil your funny bone?
A laughing stock (it's really humerus).
What did one DNA strand ask the other DNA strand?
Do I look ok in these genes?
Why are skeletons so afraid of everything?
They don’t have any guts.
With a booby trap.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Did you hear about the man who got a brain transplant?
He wasn’t going to do it, but then he changed his mind.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something really smells.
Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.
Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
What kind of flower grows on your face?
Two lips.
What do you call a nose that can see into the future?
Nostrildamus.
A Tic Tac toe.
Why are blood cells depressed?
They live half their lives in vein.
What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
Is there antibody out there?
What do you call a snout without an owner?
No one nose.
Why don't clams lift weights?
They don't have mussels.
What part of your body is the most musical?
Your nose. You can pick it and you can blow it.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two knee fish.