What has five toes, but isn’t your foot?
Someone else's foot.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's exactly one foot long and very slippery?
A slipper.
What kind of socks do grizzlies wear?
None, they have bear feet.
A Tic Tac toe.
What do you call podiatrists who hate each other?
Arch enemies.
Why did the woman get scared when her foot fell asleep?
She worried it might be coma toes.
What do you call a pigeon with four feet?
A stool pigeon.