Did you hear about the girl who lost her mood ring?
She didn't know how to feel about it.
How do you turn soup into gold?
You add twenty-four carrots.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14-carrot gold.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
It gave her a ring.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.