How many government employees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer pending. They have formed a task force to study the problem.
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
How does a politician go to sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Where does Santa Claus vote?
The North Poll
Why is the NSA the best part of the government?
It's the only government office that actually listens to the people.
What's the problem with political jokes?
Too many of them get elected.
How many US Congressmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But it takes a generation and they'll replace it with a bulb that's just as broken.