Have you heard about the mythical milkshake of Atlantis?
It's legend dairy.
What did the couple say after they were struck by Cupid's arrow?
Ouch!
Why do genies fly on magic carpets?
Seems like nobody ever actually wishes for cheaper flights.
Why shouldn't you challenge Death to a pillow fight?
No one is prepared for the reaper cushions.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half calf.