What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
How do you get fired from a weight lifting job?
You get a too weak notice.
Why don’t bicycles exercise?
They are two tired.
Why are you so tired on April first?
Because you just finished a thirty-one day March.
Did you hear about the guy who was hiding from exercise?
He was in the fitness protection program.
They avoid exorcising.