What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear?
Loafers.
Why did the grizzly get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What's the fastest way to start working on your second million dollar fortune?
Give up on the first one early.