Where do cows like to go on a date?
To mooooovies.
What did the positive charge say to the negative charge after their date?
We have potential.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry between them.
Who might you meet on a dating site for roofers?
All the shingle ladies.
How do tightrope walkers meet their romantic partners?
Online dating.
How are relationships like algebra?
Because you look at an X and wonder Y.
How do you find out if your significant other loves you as much as your dog does?
Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour and see who's happier to see you afterward.
What's the best way to get over someone who's broken your heart.
A steamroller.
How do foxes turn into hippos?
They get married.
Why did the doofus and his girlfriend eat their pizza while standing on the box?
It said "best consumed by date on package".
Why is boyfriend one word and best friend two words?
Because your best friend gives you a little space when you need it.
Why was the woman confused when the doctor said he needed to see her X-Ray?
She had never dated anyone named Ray.
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A tractor.
Why should you never date an apostrophe?
They can be possessive.
When should you take a plum to dinner?
Only if you can’t find a date.
Why don't you ever date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
How do geologists ask each other out?
They say, “Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
Did you hear about the couple who went canoeing on their first date?
It was pretty row-mantic.
How can you save money on Valentine's gifts?
Be single.