Why did the man invite us to drink from his hole full of water?
I don’t know. But he meant well.
What did the mathematician pour root beer in a square glass?
He wanted a beer.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
One drink and one mop.
What do baby mathematicians drink?
Formula.
Why did the ghost go to rehab?
To get himself off of the boos.
What state serves the smallest beverages?
Minnesota.
What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
Root beer.
Why are the Great Lakes running out of water?
Because everyone is drinking Canada Dry.
Why do Communists only drink coffee?
Because nobody really has proper tea.
Would you rather get hit in the head with a can of beer or a can of cola?
Cola. It's a soft drink.
What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic formula.
What does orange juice watch on movie night?
Pulp fiction.
What does the Easter Bunny order at the coffee shop?
Egg-spresso.
Have you heard about the mythical milkshake of Atlantis?
It's legend dairy.
Why did the smoothie get arrested?
He got mixed up with a few bad apples.
What's the worst thing about being drunk?
Ask a glass of water.