Why did the bald man ask to see the wig store salesman?
Toupee.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue.
What do you call a ninja with read hair?
A ginga.
What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and an insect's tiny curly wig?
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.